A Nose is a Nose

So...

Sometimes, and this is inexplicable if the thought of surgery freaks you out big-time, the thought of having surgery on your nose causes you to be super excited because you get to miss three days of work to do it!!!!



Just think: no ultra-annoying boss...no ultra-annoying boss's boss...no ultra-annoying coworkers or students or early mornings. PLUS, you get to lop 3 days off your work countdown! Only 29 work days to go!!! How awesome is THAT?!? And sometimes you have a wonderful boyfriend who you can trust to drive you home from the hospital when you're all groggy and gross-looking. (Instead of, oh I don't know...dropping you off at the hospital and leaving you to take the bus home on the coldest day of the year. Not that THAT ever happened!!!)

Sure, it won't be all fun and games, and you're really not looking forward to having carboard splints rammed up your nose for days, but...no work! For three days! Hallelujah!

Oh, and sometimes plastic surgeons do nose jobs on pieces of art, and it's quite entertaining to see.