Lesson Learned

So...

Sometimes you are driving down a busy street downtown during rush hour, and you feel a familiar tickle on the back of your neck.

So you reach back there to pull away the tickly piece of hair, but...

OMIGOD!!!!

The hair is BIG!!! And SQUISHY!!!

So you react how any normal person would react...you throw whatever it is that is in your hand in any direction possible, as long as it is away from you. And OK, if you have to, maybe you scream a little. Or a lot. And maybe you slam on your breaks and your sunglasses fly off...but only if you are a major wuss.

And sometimes, while you are frantically looking around on the car floor for some GIANT SQUISHY THING, your boyfriend tries to keep the car from crashing by holding on to the steering wheel while simultaneously picking random bits of fluff up from the floor by your feet, hoping to catch the GIANT SQUISHY THING.

And sometimes, just when you think that perhaps you actually squashed the GIANT SQUISHY THING (ew!), you notice it crawling across your steering wheel, completely unfazed...and you start screaming again.



Not that this happened. I'm just saying.