How to Tell You're Dating a Cyclist (If You Didn't Know It Already)
1) He wears tights and looks damn good in them. (But lose the bib, please!)
2) He has weird tan lines.
3) He is obsessed with tiny weight fluctuations.
4) He shaves his legs more often than you do.
5) He looks at food an instantly calculates its potential energy efficiency.
6) He eats. A lot. We are talking CONSTANT CONSUMPTION. The most commonly heard comment after he finishes eating is: "Wow...I'm hungry!"
7) He never looks at other girls, but his head swivels 180 degrees if a hot-looking bike rolls past.
8) He's the only guy you know who CANNOT watch TV for hours on end because his legs can't sit still for that long.
9) He can fit more things into those little pockets on the back of his jersey than you can fit in your largest purse.
10) His legs are unbelievably strong and he could carry you around all day and never get tired. Not that it would ever be necessary, but it's like an extra bonus feature you can only get with this model.*
*P.S. Those are really his legs!
2) He has weird tan lines.
3) He is obsessed with tiny weight fluctuations.
4) He shaves his legs more often than you do.
5) He looks at food an instantly calculates its potential energy efficiency.
6) He eats. A lot. We are talking CONSTANT CONSUMPTION. The most commonly heard comment after he finishes eating is: "Wow...I'm hungry!"
7) He never looks at other girls, but his head swivels 180 degrees if a hot-looking bike rolls past.
8) He's the only guy you know who CANNOT watch TV for hours on end because his legs can't sit still for that long.
9) He can fit more things into those little pockets on the back of his jersey than you can fit in your largest purse.
10) His legs are unbelievably strong and he could carry you around all day and never get tired. Not that it would ever be necessary, but it's like an extra bonus feature you can only get with this model.*
*P.S. Those are really his legs!
posted by ~D at
4:18 PM
1 Comments:
Oh yeah...here's another one: he prefers to drink out of water bottles, even when he's just lounging around the house! Water bottles on the bedside table, water bottles on the coffee table, water bottles all over the kitchen cupboard...
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~D, at 9:55 AM
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